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[loficharm]

"Hullo, you've reached Martin Blackwood. Sorry I missed you! Leave me a message, and I'll get back to you straightaway."


[Leave mail, voicemail, texts, etc. for Martin Blackwood here.]

Comments

Text to Martin [August 4th, the wee hours]

[statement_ends]

Martin

[statement_ends]

are you awake

[statement_ends]

MARTIN

[statement_ends]

ffs martin wake up and answer me

[statement_ends]

I'm coming over

[statement_ends]

if you're awake please just tell me

[statement_ends]

I'm outside

[statement_ends]

may I come up?

Text to Martin and John [September 23]

[eliotwaugh]

hey either of you know anything about a cat in the archive

[KILL BILL SIRENS]

[loficharm]

[swerved]

making an Ahab's run, want me to pick you up a fancy seasonal drink?

[loficharm]

oh! um, all right. salted caramel mocha if they have it?

[loficharm]

thanks :)

Text to Martin [Sep 17, extremely early in the morning]

[eliotwaugh]

MARTIN

[eliotwaugh]

martin wake up!!!!

Text [Oct 29, 9:25 p.m.]

[eliotwaugh]

Martin something is fucking AFOOT I just evicted a ghost from my kitchen ARE YOU OKAY

Re: Text [Oct 29, 9:25 p.m.]

[eliotwaugh]

nvm I'm coming downstairs

Text [November 3, 11:23 PM]

[statement_ends]

are you awake?

[loficharm]

yes. are you okay?

Text [Oct 23rd, 11:30 AM]

[eliotwaugh]

hey I'm sorry to do this on such short notice but I ran into a newbie? hes a LITERAL PIRATE from like 300 years ago and almost electrocuted himself so. he needs some help. Dunno how long it'll take but I might need the day? absolutely willing to make it up with a weekend shift if you need me to!

[loficharm]

Oh, wow. Take all the time you need! No need to make up the shift, we'll be all right.

Text [January 18th, late morning]

[eliotwaugh]

Hey so are you coming back or...?

[eliotwaugh]

Not that I'm being a drama hound but if you were going to do a big dramatic confession thing someone should be around to witness/support/provide refreshments

Text [January 19th, 7:41 AM]

[statement_ends]

are you awake, by any chance?

[statement_ends]

because I may or may not be downstairs with breakfast

Text (December 26 2019, a few minutes after leaving the Archive) 1/4

[eliotwaugh]

ok im not in danger this is just so??? fuckin silly???

2/4

[eliotwaugh]

apparently its Jack's birthday LITERALLY TODAY and Anne wants to throw him a surprise party? like? hes never had a birthday party martin can you even IMAGINE

[auctionofinnocence]

[ Larita is not yet familiar with the shorter-hand version of texting, so she texts more like she's penning a letter. ]

Dear Martin,

You would not believe the morning I've had! I scarcely believe it, myself. Are you free? I could use some conversation, even through text messaging if that's more convenient for you.

Patiently,
Lari

[loficharm]

[ After taking just a moment to grin stupidly to himself over how cute this is ]

Of course! I'm at work, but not very busy at the moment. Is everything okay?

Text to Martin [January 4th, evening]

[statement_ends]

I'll be home a bit later than anticipated. nothing bad, just got diverted

[loficharm]

ok! :)

[mail postmarked August 1, 2023]

[dumbfuckingfartknockers]