Contact

[loficharm]

"Hullo, you've reached Martin Blackwood. Sorry I missed you! Leave me a message, and I'll get back to you straightaway."


[Leave mail, voicemail, texts, etc. for Martin Blackwood here.]

Comments

Text to Martin [August 4th, the wee hours]

[statement_ends]

Martin

Text to Martin and John [September 23]

[eliotwaugh]

hey either of you know anything about a cat in the archive

[swerved]

making an Ahab's run, want me to pick you up a fancy seasonal drink?

Text to Martin [Sep 17, extremely early in the morning]

[eliotwaugh]

MARTIN

Text [Oct 29, 9:25 p.m.]

[eliotwaugh]

Martin something is fucking AFOOT I just evicted a ghost from my kitchen ARE YOU OKAY

Text [November 3, 11:23 PM]

[statement_ends]

are you awake?

Text [Oct 23rd, 11:30 AM]

[eliotwaugh]

hey I'm sorry to do this on such short notice but I ran into a newbie? hes a LITERAL PIRATE from like 300 years ago and almost electrocuted himself so. he needs some help. Dunno how long it'll take but I might need the day? absolutely willing to make it up with a weekend shift if you need me to!

Text [January 18th, late morning]

[eliotwaugh]

Hey so are you coming back or...?

Text [January 19th, 7:41 AM]

[statement_ends]

are you awake, by any chance?

Text (December 26 2019, a few minutes after leaving the Archive) 1/4

[eliotwaugh]

ok im not in danger this is just so??? fuckin silly???

[auctionofinnocence]

[ Larita is not yet familiar with the shorter-hand version of texting, so she texts more like she's penning a letter. ]

Dear Martin,

You would not believe the morning I've had! I scarcely believe it, myself. Are you free? I could use some conversation, even through text messaging if that's more convenient for you.

Patiently,
Lari

Text to Martin [January 4th, evening]

[statement_ends]

I'll be home a bit later than anticipated. nothing bad, just got diverted

[mail postmarked August 1, 2023]

[dumbfuckingfartknockers]